"Golden poop!" is my new favorite thing that I've ever read in patch notes. But really, I'm not sure what I was expecting from Edmund McMillen, the mind behind The Binding of Isaac. In celebration of the roguelike/Zeldalike/Robotronlike's 700,000th sale, he's released a free content update that features a whole bunch of new stuff, the best of which is clearly the golden poop. I'm not sure what the feces does, but hey, I'm sold.

Also included in the update are a variety of fixes, and all this new stuff:
-8 new unlockable items
-8 new achievements
-a new not so secret final chapter
-a new final ending
-3 new music tracks
-new mini boss
-golden poop!
-updated art, sound fxs and other touch ups added/polished
With all the free stuff that McMillen is throwing into it on a regular basis, it's hard to argue with The Binding of Isaac's $5 price tag. Though, if you want all the stuff he's added today, you'll have to grab the Wrath of the Lamb expansion too, which will set you back an extra $3. Together, they cost about as much as a cup of coffee, if you like one of those extra complicated coffee drinks. Fancypants.

Check out the Binding of Isaac's patch notes for more information.